Chinese Ling Ling Paint Classic Lines

Chinese Ling Ling Paint Classic Lines

1. He was always a unique, sassy porker.

2, Fight and kill don't bother me, I'm better off watching porn tapes.

3. You think you can't be found if you hide? No use! Like you such a wind man, no matter where, like a firefly in the dark, so distinct, so outstanding. Your melancholy eyes, your scanty beard, your divine skill with a knife, and that Dry Martine, have captivated me. However, although this is such a brilliant, but there are rules of the trade, no matter how you have to pay last night's overnight fee ah, call women do not have to pay?

4. Darwin West: Lac, have you been working as a porker all these years? LING LING CHI: To be precise, a down-and-out pork vendor! Darwin West: How am I not a down-and-out vegetable vendor? It's a good thing I have a part-time job, doing research at the Central Psychiatric Hospital. Darwin West: Researching what? Darwin West: Being studied.

5, ancient times have Guan Yunchang concentrate on playing chess scraping bone healing, today I Ling Ling paint concentrate on watching porn chiseling bone to take warheads.

6, solar flashlight, with light it is bright, no light absolutely not bright. --What if there is no light source? --It will never light up! --You see, just take another flashlight and shine it on it, and it lights up.

7. Rubbish? I've spent my whole life's work on a superweapon, the Super Weapon Overlord, which combines ten murderous weapons in one, and is called "Killing You 3000" (Cantonese, meaning "To Kill You 3000"), and I've finally succeeded in researching it, so Archie, step aside, farther away, and then farther away again.

8. To kill you 3000--! (Presenting a string of rotten things) Watermelon knives, chains, gunpowder, sulphuric acid, poison, pistols, grenades, insecticides, each of which can be used uniquely, are now gathered together to see if you're afraid?

9, I thought with the friendship of the two of us can talk about some feelings, I can not imagine or a deal!

10. Rose, I haven't seen you in ten years, you're still so beautiful! --I'm not the same Rose as ten years ago, I'm her daughter, Azalea! --Huh? Such a big daughter! Come on, let's have a hug.

11. After ten years of waiting, I thought the country had forgotten me long ago. -How could it? Even a pair of panties and a piece of toilet paper has its uses.

12. This is my private sponsorship of two hundred dollars for you to buy a decent dress for Hong Kong.

13, Sorry, you booked not Regent Hotel, but Regent Grand Hotel

14. Qin, what do you think of me? --Nothing but handsome!

15. Commander, it's really nice to still see you in the restroom!

16, Fly is the fly of Xiao Li Fei Dao, the knife is the knife of Xiao Li Fei Dao.

17. I'm sorry, but as a swordsman, the knife doesn't leave my body.

18, for example, this model F40, on the surface is a big brother, but you see, there is a layer of white metal mesh film, in fact - it is a razor, even when I am on a mission, you can shave without realizing it. As for this one, it looks like a razor in appearance, but it turns out, it's a hair dryer. --What if you have a hair dryer? --The hair dryer is just a cover for its appearance, in fact - it's still a razor!

19, good to have a bulletproof vest, but unfortunately no bulletproof pants.

20. Chia, you must help me! --I'm in the middle of a love affair, don't bother me with such trivial matters as national affairs!

21. Sir, did you spit this? (Pointing to his pants) - Yes, what's the problem? --Nothing, just know who spit it.

22. Your mother is a traitor, your father is a lackey, your grandfather is a traitor, you are a traitor, a lackey and a traitor!