Pirates of the Caribbean Classic Lines

Pirates of the Caribbean Classic Lines

Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

[Everyone looks around. Finally Jack the Monkey raises his hand]

Jack Sparrow: Is there not one of you who saved me just because you missed me?

(Each one looked at each other and finally only the monkey, also named Jack, raised its hand)

2. Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past.

[looks at Elizabeth]

Jack Sparrow: One of you succeeded.

Jack Sparrow: Why should I tell you guys, huh? Realize that one of the four of you has tried to kill me in the past.

(looking at Elizabeth)

Jack Sparrow: One of them even worked.

3. Lord Cutler Beckett: [Jack has a cannon aimed at Beckett] You're mad!

Jack Sparrow: [grins] Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't, this'd probably never work.

Lord Cutler Becket (seeing Jack aiming his cannon at him): You're crazy!

Jack Sparrow (cracks a smile): Thank goodness, because if I hadn't gone crazy, I might never have let you experience the fear of being shell-shocked.

4. Barbossa: There was a time when a pirate was free to make his own way in the world. But our time is comin' to an end. The Pirate Lords from the four corners of the Earth, must stand together.

BARBOSA: Pirates once survived in the world in their own way, but our time is coming to an end and our enemies are united in their desire to destroy us. Pirate greats from the four directions of the Earth's southeast, northwest, and east must put aside their preconceptions for a time and fight together.

5. Barbossa: [at a pirate gathering] There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.

And I owe them all money.

BARBOSA (looking at a pirate collecting money): I've never seen that kind of collection in my lifetime.

Jack Sparrow: Probably because I owe every one of them money.

6. Lord Cutler Beckett: They know they face extinction. All that remains is where they make their final stand.

Lord Cutler Becket: They know they're about to be wiped out, so they're letting go.

7. Tia Dalma: What would you do? What would any of you be willing to do? Would you brave the weird and haunted shores at world's end to fetch back wit' ye Jack?

Tia Dalma: What do you want to do? What are you willing to do? Are you brave enough to go to the shores of the other side of the world, filled with mystery and fear, to bring Jack back?

8. Elizabeth Swann: It would never have worked out between us.

Keep telling yourself that, darling.

Elizabeth Swann: I'll Never Forget What Happened Between Us

Jack Sparrow: remember to always remind yourself of that, dear.

Will you marry me?

Elizabeth Swann: [fighting a battle] I don't think now's the best time!

Now may be the only time! I love you. I made my choice. What's yours?

Will Turner: Will you marry me?

Elizabeth Swann (in the middle of a fight): I don't think this is the time to talk about it!

Will Turner: Now may be my only chance! I love you! I made my choice, what about yours?

Lord Cutler Beckett: You fight, and all of you will die.

Lord Cutler Beckett: Once you enter battle, you all die.

11. [Giselle and Scarlett are fighting]

Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?

12. Barbossa: [Captain Barbossa and Captain Jack Sparrow are both trying to give orders] What are you doing?

Jack Sparrow: What are you doing?

No, what are you doing?

Jack Sparrow: What are you doing?

No, what are you doing?

Captain gives orders on the ship.

Barbossa: The Captain of this ship is giving orders!

Jack Sparrow: [thinking] My ship, makes me captain!

Barbossa: They be my charts!

Jack Sparrow: That makes you Chart-man!

The both of you! That's an order! Understand!

[They glare at him]

Pintel: Sorry, I just thought that with the Captain issue in doubt I'd just throw in my name for consideration. sorry.

Barbossa (Jack Sparrow and Barbossa both want to be the captain giving orders): what are you doing?

Jack Sparrow: what are you doing?

Barbossa: No, what are you doing?

Jack Sparrow: what are you doing?

Barbossa: No, what are you doing?

Jack Sparrow: What are you doing? Well, the captain has the authority to give orders on board.

Barbossa: Only the captain of this ship has the authority to give orders!

Jack Sparrow (after a moment's thought): My ship, of course I'm the captain!

BARBOSA: But these charts belong to me.

Jack Sparrow: That just makes you a chart-drawer.

Petyr: Knock it off, you two, that's an order! Understand?

(They glared at him.)

PITTEL: I'm sorry, I just thought since I couldn't decide who was going to be the captain of this ship, would it be okay to take my name into consideration, I'm sorry.

13. Young Elizabeth: Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me.

Elizabeth as a child: phew, phew, my pirate life.

14. Jack Sparrow: [to Beckett] Who am I?

[Beckett, who doesn't answer, looks confused]

Jack Sparrow: [rather hurt] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Jack Sparrow (speaking to Cutler Becket): who am I?

(Cutler-Beckett doesn't answer, but looks confused)

Jack Sparrow (with a slightly hurt expression): I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

15. Captain Sao Feng: Jack Sparrow, you have paid me a great insult.

Jack Sparrow: That doesn't sound like me.

[Sao Feng punches Jack in the nose]

Captain Shaughnessy: Jack Sparrow, you have given me great insult.

Jack Sparrow: I don't think that person you're talking about is me.

(Xiao Feng hits Jack in the nose)

16. Barbossa: Everything we've ever done has lead to this.

BARBOSA: Everything we've done has led to this.

Jack Sparrow: My hands are clean of this.

Jack Sparrow: I didn't steal this.

Jack Sparrow: We'll have to fight... to run away! to run away!

Jack Sparrow: we had to fight ...... and run!

Elizabeth Swann: Will you ever forgive me?

Jack Sparrow: No.

Elizabeth Swann: Will you forgive me?

Jack Sparrow: It won't.

Do you feel dead?

Jack Sparrow: You have no idea.

Davy Jones: do you feel death?

Jack Sparrow: You certainly don't feel it.

19. Barbossa: The only way for a pirate to make a living these days is by betraying other pirates.

BARBOSA: These days, the only way a pirate can survive is to betray other pirates.

Are you prepared for what's next?

Davy Jones: are you ready to do the next one?

21. Jack Sparrow: Should he be doing that?

[about Monkey Jack running around below decks]

Jack Sparrow: should it do that?

(referring to Jack the Monkey scurrying around the deck)

22. Jack Sparrow: I promise you will not be dissapointed.

[pointing his gun at Davy Jones crew]

Jack Sparrow: I promise you won't be disappointed. Look what I have in my hands!

(Turns his gun on Davy Jones' crew.)

23. Jack Sparrow: [as he sees rock-like crabs] Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that before.

Jack Sparrow (seeing crab legs as hard as rocks): Now we're being followed by a bunch of rocks, which is unheard of.

24. Jack Sparrow: You take the shore party, I'll stay with my ship.

Jack Sparrow: You go to your Coastal Party, I'm going to stay with my boat.

25. Elizabeth Swann: [watching a huge fight among the pirates] This is madness!

Jack Sparrow: This is politics!

Elizabeth Swann (watching the pirates mingle): This is crazy!

Jack Sparrow: it's all about politics!

Will you tell me something? Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Either one.

Jack Sparrow: are you trying to tell me something? That you're here because you need my help to rescue a very sad young girl? Uh ...... or a young girl who is in danger? Whatever.

And that was without a single drop of rum!

Jack Sparrow: Not a drop of rum left here!