Classic Bankruptcy Sisters Lines
Classic Bankruptcy Sisters Lines
1. Sister wears a hat to keep out the cold, and the douchebag wears a hat to learn how to play cool.
2. Your tattoo is trying to piss off your dad. My dad doesn't even know he's my dad.
3, you think, a piercing cloud finger, I thousands of troops to serve, I have to say, a piercing cloud finger, I such as waterfalls under the yin also dry.
4. That stain is, in fact, man essence.
5. The guy who ripped off the whole town was your dad -- all he told us was that business was pretty good this year.
6, I could only take a few things to go, but I took all the useless things.
7. Okay, for the love of eight-pack abs, I'll give you eight minutes.
8, You also have a yard that feels like a great place to relax and use drugs both ways.
9. Trees fall down, monkeys and grandchildren scatter, walls fall down and people push.
10, Girl is working hard yo, harder than Stephen Hawking wearing cuffs.
11, not lie yo, subway than your couch clean.
12. You make cakes, I have a business background, we equal success.
13, You also have a yard that feels like a great place to relax and use drugs both ways.
14. I'm afraid if I write it down, it will be my suicide note.
15. You sleep with a knife under your pillow. It's the only home security program I can afford, and it's a good way to slit your wrists.
16, who is not poor in his twenties, everyone has to escape things, you choose to hide in the freezer, I choose to turn a blind eye and paralyzed with alcohol.
17. If you don't want to give up your money, you can't get a girl.
18. How much I tip is my freedom. Spitting in your food is also my freedom.
19. When you don't have the money to make up for the mistakes you've made, then it's up to you to work miracles.
20. Although we are silly in different ways, we are both silly.
21. There are two golden rules in my life: first, never drink from the same well as gypsies; second, never lend money to friends.
22. This is your sign. One is hardworking and the other is working blindly. Sister Boba and Sister Brainless.
23. No need to run, it's just Han. We take a step and for his short legs it's a 100 meter sprint.
24. Whenever I get the chance, I never let it slip away.
25. Listen, who wasn't broke in their twenties. Everyone has something to run away from, you choose to hide in the freezer, I choose to turn a blind eye and paralyze with alcohol.
26. I am who I am, no one has to like you.
27. There is no luck in the world, only efforts to challenge.
28, If you don't want to join the cake dream that's fine, but you should at least find another dream. It's a dream, not a man.
29, Family is people who hate you but can't kill you.
30, Everyone hates everything, but just not Angelina Jolie, she's just too nice.
31, Sometimes you think the sky is falling, but in fact you are standing crooked!
32, Sometimes people just can't help who they like.
33. Why do you need a cell phone if you don't even answer it?
34. When you don't have the money to make up for the mistakes you've made, it's up to you to make miracles.
35. Why are all good-looking people gay?
36. How can you be a human being after you've committed such a shame?
37. A loved one is someone who hates you but can't kill you.
38. The king wants me to take off, and I have to.
39. Everyone loves to spit.
