Funny Sentences Against Humanity

First Sentence has compiled a list of hilarious anti-human sentences that inexplicably poked my funny bone​​​​​​​​Poisonous Chicken Soup!

1. Be sure to remember those who accompany you to chat late into the night, it is because of them, so that you stay up late to cause dark circles so heavy, skin so bad.

2. In a relationship, you should let your boyfriend do all the work, let him cook, let him do the dishes, let him do the laundry, let him make money, and the girl will work harder, take care of the food, take care of the drink, take care of the buy buy buy buy.

3. How do you describe your cooking skills? You may not believe it, but it's the pot that starts it all.

4. Do not be anxious about things that cannot be solved today. For it may still not be solved tomorrow.

5. My classmate helped me with tutoring for three months, and finally, his grades came down.

6. The life of a better-looking person could be a biography, a novel, an essay. You, on the other hand, can only be a paragraph.

7. Don't say you're good at nothing, stay up late and play with your cell phone you're a handful.

8. When it comes to my boyfriend's strengths, they are summarized in five words: he can pick his girlfriends.

9. I've been emphasizing the importance of keeping a low profile, but you all want to give me applause and screams.

10. It's good that you're gone, otherwise there's always the worry that you're going to stay for dinner.