The Breakup Master Classic Lines
The Breakup Master Classic Lines
1, feelings of this thing has a beginning and an end, there are hand in hand with a breakup, not to mention so many false feelings of separation, even if the two people resisted all the temptations, spend their lives with each other, and then, there is still a person will be the first to go, the rest of that, how can I be embarrassed, hand in hand with a sweet and short-lived, breaking up of the pain that is eternal, which is the destiny of mankind.
2, alone for too long heart will become hard, only love will let it loose.
3, painful will be better than a painful breakup.
4. The sweetness of holding hands is short-lived, and the pain of breaking up is eternal, which is the destiny of mankind.
5. Are you sure you weren't bitten by a rabid dog in your childhood?
6. On the road to success, persistence is not the same as lack of heart.
7, I take advantage of the opportunity to live with her, when cooking for her, breakfast to a glass of Sanlu milk, lunch a genetically modified rice, dinner party a little more grand, a pot of spicy crayfish, refined with gutter oil, the evening meal to two sultan red salted duck eggs, even eat for 20 days ......
8. God is so busy that he only teaches people how to fall in love, but forgets to teach them how to break up!
9, since the ancient times who do not have shit, how can you carry paper every day!
10, Mei Yuan Gui: shameless and shameless, you choose one. Tang Dashan: You choose one first, the rest is mine.
11, you and my three aunts that is simply born a pair, the ground set up a pair, especially that your aesthetic interest ah! That's simply a perfect match, a hill of raccoons, woe is me.
12. Tang Dashan: On this day next year, this place will grow into a big tree. Mei Yuan Gui: There will also be a romantic love story, Tang Dashan. Tang Dashan: Scum. Mei Yuan Gui: This story is called Hawthorn Tree Love.
13, eating soft rice is a long history of traditional folk art, long history, profound, eating soft rice is quite exhausting ah!
14, that's my hard-earned money, is my sweat beads fall out of bed fall eight petals, a mouthful of soft rice eat out ah.
15. My mother is a tough woman.
16, Mei Yuan Gui: But I still love you Amanda, I love you so hard, I love you so hard, is it to you, I am just a grain of sand in the sea of people? Amanda: No, for me, you are a sea of scum!
17, Mei Yuan Gui: I am scum is scum, scum I am also scum in the vip, scum in the fighter.
18, eat soft rice how, eat soft rice how, you do not look down on eat soft rice, you still want to face it!
19, Mei Yuan Gui: break up the occasion, there is no other gift, only a deep blessing to you, you have not given me this month's living expenses.
20. Passengers, please note that the flight to Pyongyang, North Korea has been canceled completely without any reason. Please go to the second counter to check in, if you want to do it or not, please do it.
21, even if two people together, walk through life, or one person first. The sweetness of holding hands is short-lived, the pain of breaking up, is eternal. This is our human destiny.
22. What's the point of loving or not loving? How much my dad loved my mom, how much he suffered in his life.
23, a good five cylinder face, to shoot into a white cake.
24. Oba~Nike, Adidas, Armani, Coolchio.
25. How many times have I told you not to use foul language and to rob in a civilized manner. (Kneeling down to everyone) I'm sorry, please hand over all your money!
26, Little girl, if you don't want to be robbed of your sex, you should obediently hand over the money, or else, see, brother Cui'er is very perverted yo!
27, nonsense, I earn this money is not easy ah, this is my beads of sweat off the bed fell eight petals, a mouthful of soft rice out of the soft rice, soft rice is not easy ah, hard to earn money ah. Customers are not the same as customers, interests and hobbies are completely different ah, this point if the back, and ran into a heavy taste sister, that is really the flowers of the spring return, how can I be embarrassed ah. Since the day I joined the industry, I have been holding an identification belief that I would rather be a chicken head than a duck neck. As the saying goes, I persuade the heavens to be heavy, can eat a mouthful is a mouthful, you even I robbed, how even the basic a little sympathy ah.
28, I am a new generation of intelligent inflatable dolls, Bibi Bibi Bibi, ah well dull, ah well dull, ah well dull, yi jia, yi jia ... yi jia your grandfather! Oops, oops, it's broken.
29. The age of the gods is stingy.
30. Success is to be old Zhuang (pretend) Sunzi.
