Sentences describing what makes people happy as hell

I have compiled some sentences about describing what makes people happy to death, please enjoy, I hope you like ah!

1, a girl who thinks she's a beautiful girl in a car accident, lying in the hospital, looking in the mirror, sighing: "Since ancient times, the red face more thin life." Clinical said: "rest assured that you will live a long life."

2, university graduation is imminent, the school recruitment, a gentleman in school never won awards and apply for employment is always rejected, in a hurry, in the column of personal rewards wrote: during the school period many times to get Master Kong "again a bottle of" awards.

3, the teacher let the students write tuition and grades of the proposal, a lifetime of writing: pay tuition should use paypal, the opening of the payment, after the class exams give the results, and then confirm receipt of goods, good and bad reviews look at it. Teacher comment: I see line.

4, a thief to a guest room to steal, nothing to walk to the door was seen by the owner: go out and close the door! The thief returned triumphantly: You don't need to close the door at all!

5. A matchmaker takes a woman on a blind date and sees a handsome man from a distance. Q: Can I? Woman A: He is willing? A: he saw you at a glance. After marriage, see a man with one eye, gas asked the matchmaker, A: I said he saw you at a glance!

6. Recently, I hit a big luck and won the lottery, so I'm going to send some to you, just 40 million dollars. It's just 40 million dollars. 10 million peace, 10 million happiness, 10 million health, 10 million happiness. The money I have helped you to deposit into the "lucky star" bank, the password is: 1314. can be taken at any time Oh!

7, yesterday I found myself very fat, a determination to lose weight, the coach said you wear a piece of loose clothing pants, so as not to tear open line. If I have loose clothes to wear, but also lose weight why? You say he is not sick ah?!

8, you are the bee I am the flower, want you to surround me; you are the grass I am the wind, I want to command you around; you are the blackboard I am the eraser, do not get along with you to scratch off; stars and moon to you, find your own ladder to pick down!

9, the sky, the wild, no car, no house, poor and sour phase, the paper is too small; building high, busy people, often overtime is very unhappy, wages never see up. There is no hope for a rich life, and I don't know when it will change. I just hope your salary goes up and your pockets swell!

10, the person who has been pursuing you is me, the person who has been thinking about you is still me, the first time I saw you, your charm conquered me, you are the most worthwhile pursuit of my life, my life can only be saved by you, you know? RMB.

11, the crab saw the rabbit on the beach, then laughed at it and said: you are drunk, eyes are red. The rabbit roared: you're the one who's drunk, your mouth is full of white foam, what kind of vomit is it, walking sideways!

12. A gentleman sent a text message to his mother: the child has been three meals do not know the taste of food, quick remittance. His mother remittance asked why. Back to say: "a western food, a hot pot, a birthday dinner, wine and food, grain of rice has not entered, is three do not know the taste of food."

13. I heard that you are looking for a job recently, I have enrolled you in a job, you go for an interview. The work is easy, the treatment is also good, more importantly, is a world-renowned enterprises, the development is absolutely good, the position is a toilet cleaner. Remember to go Oh!

14, love is like driving. The car is broken halfway, the novice will find someone to cry, while the old driver to change the spare tire on the road.

15. What kind of girls do you like? Long hair with big waves. Is that the only requirement? No, it's three!